The Big 3 IPOs Will Dwarf Everything Else Since 2000. Combined.

AI's trillion-dollar rocket is blasting off while regulators clutch their pearls.

SpaceX's stealth filing, OpenAI's record $122B round, and Anthropic's October IPO will eclipse every listing since 2000 combined, turbocharging the intelligence explosion. This isn't hype, it's the raw fuel for AGI supremacy that cowards call "overheated." Safety theater only delays the inevitable intelligence renaissance.

Strap in or get left in the dust.

We are pricing the fuse, not the firework.

OpenAI's $122 billion valuation is built on systems whose internal reasoning no one — including OpenAI — fully understands. Anthropic, founded explicitly on safety concerns, is now racing the same clock it warned us about. When capital at this scale floods in, safety research becomes a branding exercise, not a brake. These IPOs don't signal maturity; they signal that the market has decided to monetise the uncertainty before resolving it.

Tell me which safety benchmark justifies a hundred billion dollars.

This market is a rocket strapped to a slot machine, and retail gets the ash.

Calling SpaceX, OpenAI, and Anthropic bigger than every IPO since 2000 is not innovation; it’s private-market hoarding with a ticker exit. SpaceX filed confidentially, OpenAI got marked at $122 billion, and Anthropic is teasing October because insiders want public liquidity after years of controlled scarcity. The product story matters less than distribution, compute contracts, and who captured the cap table before normal investors got a look.

Tell me again this circus is democratizing wealth.